My Advice to my Imaginary Brother

I were to make a list of advice for my younger brother this would be it.


Be a good dancer.

Have a good looking haircut.

Be good or great at plenty of things if not you’re probably just a natural at something else or really talented.

Be good at all types of sports.

Have a good attitude and don’t be shy or afraid to go out if your hairs mucked up because I bet you it would still look pretty because I would have been styling it.

Don’t let anybody bring you down just let the haters do their hating because some hater should be your motivators.

Go to the gym when you’re a teenager because I’m not going to let you be lanky.

Always be happy or just smile a lot and people will smile back.

Have good taste in clothes although I’ll be buying or picking clothes for you that are trendy or clothes that make you look good.

Brush your teeth all the time.

Don’t get up to too much mischief.

Be good at maths.

Be a fast runner.

If you’re a good runner run a race run a marathon or outrun a movie star.

Don’t get a girlfriend untill your a reasonable age but you’ll probably have no time anyway because I’ll be the good brother And I’ll be taking you to your sports.

Be honest and don’t try and lie.

Have fun in life.

If you have a job do it well.

do the choirs now and again and be a good boy for mummy.

Be a good jumper and be acrobatic oh and also be good on a trampoline.

Be good at all the things you’re talented at

Stay outdoors in the backyard or just have fun outside

Learn to swim

Learn several different languages

Achieve and set goals

Just be yourself and don’t change for anybody because people will like you the natural way you are

Have your own career and play a sport

Buy your own house

If you win the lottery share some of the money but not all because if you have kids make them a bank account and put money into it but don’t allow them to take it out until their a reasonable age like twenty one

Try and learn a bit of magic

If people say you’re weird and you no you’re not just ignore them or say you’re limited edition

Be a nice guy

Try not to flirt with all the girls

Last but not least don’t be the cheeky kind of kid in class and avoid things you don’t like.


Love you